Beto's "Bacterial Infection"

I know.  

It has been a minute. 

Something caught my eye though. 

Beto has paused campaigning due to a "bacterial infection".

But there are no details about said "bacterial infection".  

Interesting.  

I guess state and local media want to respect Beto's privacy.

Which is bullshit because of this were any other candidate, some reporter out there would go to great lengths to find out in the name of "public interest".

So here is my hunch. 

Beto travels a lot. 

Beto has legions of AWFL fans. 

Beto has probably plowed a few.

This is not a judgment. 

I mean he has women fawning over him, he is away from home, he's gonna slip and dive right in. 

So there is a good chance Beto probably slept with a dirty bird, and got something of a nasty drip. 

Because if it were NOT gonorrhea, we would have already known.