Max Powers

The Booty Hurt

Man, Beto is booty hurt.  

Beto is truly bothered by the fact a much more accomplished, and better looking man - Matthew McConaughey - is considered a potential gubernatorial candidate. 

Sure, Beto is gonna say "It's about the issues", but Beto who has tried to play Hollywood is scared of actual Hollywood.

Beto can say whatever he wants about McConaughey, but at least McConaughey knows something about hard work.  

Beto?

The only reason why Beto is still even the political picture is because he married into money.  

Other than that, please somebody tell me what is something of note that Beto has accomplished in his political career either in Congress or on City Council?

The way I see it Beto has achieved - policy-wise - just as much as McConaughey. 

And it is not like Beto is some policy wonk. 

Yes, he has bitched a lot about shit that has happened under Governor Abbott's watch, but it is just that...bitching.

But none of these things stop the fact that the progressive wing of the Democratic Party loves Beto. 

Like Beto, a bunch whiny assholes that married into money that think of politics as their hobby and plaything all while they neglect their children. 

 

 

 

 

 

Running On Empty

Yea, I know.

It's been a minute. 

More about that later or maybe not.

Anyways.

So apparently your ex-congressperson, Beto O'Rourke, wants to run for governor. 

Today is September 20th, 2021.

Beto announced he was running for Senate back on March 31st, 2017.

This motherfucker has spent the last 4 years running for something. 

Which got me thinking?

How does he pay the bills?

"Uh, Bill, can you spot me something? We got a disconnection notice, and Ulysses really needs his tablet."

This is who Democrats are pinning their hopes on....a twice-failed candidate who depends on his wife for financial support.

Talk about "white privilege". 

But anyways.

So Beto will go five years straight of campaigning.  

Which this time will be interesting because Beto cannot run the same playbook when he ran for Senate. 

I mean, can Beto hold rallies and rail against the Governor for his handling of the Wuhan?

His campaign will likely have to be less impromptu.

And then there's the whole border schtick. 

What might have worked four years ago, might not work given all the shit that is going on in South Texas.

Democrats went from railing against "children in cages" to looking the other way when it comes to Haitians under a bridge.  

Then there's the question of money.  

Beto probably spent over $100 million of other people's money on his failed Senate and presidential campaigns...post-pandemic do people want to fork that kind of money over to a twice-failed candidate?