Damas y caballeros, please do not make this harder than it needs to be.
This is the person who should be your Mayor.
Let's face it.
Oscar Leeser is running because he has nothing else to do. He's bored out-of-his mind. But much like the last time he was in office, nothing of note will happen.
Dee Margo. He thinks he is God's gift to El Paso. Which is wrong, cos' I am. But that guy is so damn self absorbed...it is everybody's fault, but his.
Carlos Gallina. He will be nothing more than be Vero's...the Bad Vero...errand boy. And you better believe it that Susie Byrd will be de facto City Manager should Gallina win. And the last thing you want is for City Hall to become an open bar all over again.
So that leaves you with someone who from all appearances does give a shit about El Paso...Veronica Carbajal.
"Max, she has a boyfriend."
I do not care.
She would be a legit break from all that bullshit at City Hall.
Yes, she has some ideas that I think are kinda, well, now is not the time to quibble over that. I mean nobody is perfect. We are after all human.
"What the phuck, Max. Are you being gay or something?"
Not in the cool sense of word.
"Wait, what?"
So just quit the Allah damned bullshit and vote for Carbajal.
"But what about her qualifications?"
She's smarter than me and the rest of the motherfuckers running for mayor. That should be enough, but for some you that live sad and depressing lives, the lives that Carbajal wants to lift you out of, it is still not enough. To those folks, well, come caca.