Max Powers

There Can Only Be One

...or that is at least what your Congressperson, Veronica Escobar, would like.

Nothing to do with the Mayor's race, but thought you guys would like to see the definition that is forming.

"What are you talking about, Max?"

Escobar does not want the other Vero, the hotter and smarter one, Veronica Carbajal, to win her race.

Why?

Because the Good Vero, Carbajal, is smarter and hotter than Escobar. 

It is really that simple.  

Escobar used to be the smart one around town, but that was back when the floor was Betty Flores.

And yes, Escobar wakes up looking at her greys all pissed and shit.  Nothing wrong with grey, my greys are showing and I think it is fucking awesome. But I digress.

All of that "Ay, mujer" or "Hermana"  bullshit that Escobar drops with her fellow Latinas to show solidarity is all bullshit.  The only thing that Escobar wants from her fellow Latinas is for them to be solidly behind her. 

Should Carbajal make it into a run-off with likely front-runner, Oscar Leeser, who do you think Escobar is gonna support?

Which is funny because Escobar wanted to sink Leeser's first race for mayor by dropping some shit presumably about Leeser and his treatment of women. 

Unfortunately, I cannot win Carbajal's race for her.

BUT I can pray to protect her from evil.

And between now and election day, I will do just that. 

Inshallah, in the end there will be two.

 

Vero...The Good One

Damas y caballeros, please do not make this harder than it needs to be.

This is the person who should be your Mayor. 

Let's face it.

Oscar Leeser is running because he has nothing else to do.  He's bored out-of-his mind.  But much like the last time he was in office, nothing of note will happen. 

Dee Margo.  He thinks he is God's gift to El Paso.  Which is wrong, cos' I am.  But that guy is so damn self absorbed...it is everybody's fault, but his.

Carlos Gallina.  He will be nothing more than be Vero's...the Bad Vero...errand boy.  And you better believe it that Susie Byrd will be de facto City Manager should Gallina win.  And the last thing you want is for City Hall to become an open bar all over again.

So that leaves you with someone who from all appearances does give a shit about El Paso...Veronica Carbajal.  

"Max, she has a boyfriend."

I do not care.

She would be a legit break from all that bullshit at City Hall.

Yes, she has some ideas that I think are kinda, well, now is not the time to quibble over that.  I mean nobody is perfect.  We are after all human. 

"What the phuck, Max.  Are you being gay or something?" 

Not in the cool sense of word.

"Wait, what?"

So just quit the Allah damned bullshit and vote for Carbajal. 

"But what about her qualifications?"

She's smarter than me and the rest of the motherfuckers running for mayor.  That should be enough, but for some you that live sad and depressing lives, the lives that Carbajal wants to lift you out of, it is still not enough.  To those folks, well, come caca. 

 

 

 

Here and There

It has been rather quiet out there.

I mean we have the mayoral's race that does not seem to quite end. 

And you have some City Council races.

I already talked about one. 

And there is really no sense to talk about the other one that Aaron Montes is involved in.  You know he is just running because he needs a job.  He offers nothing.  Which hey I get it, we all could use a little more work because the "experts" took the economy to the woodshed.  But City Council, really? The guy can probably barely do a push-up and he wants to change things at City Hall.

Then you have Jaime Abeytia who looked for an excuse to go bar-hopping and put his family at-risk of getting the Wuhan all in the name of "journalism".  What a fucking narc.  For someone that claims he is from the streets and that he is some vato loco...es un chivato de mierda.  

Then you got Beto doing stuff to keep relevant so he can run for something or get appointed to something.  Yeah, fuck him too.

But there is some good news out there. 

I got me some of these...new kicks.

I recently turned 38, but look 28. 

Thinking about getting the seats of Jeep reupholstered.

But enough about me.

Looks like Elisa Tomatillo landed herself a gig in the private sector after she got hung out to dry about Veronica Escobar and Company. To be fair though, Escobar also left the Perez Family to hang. 

Veronica Carbajal looks pretty hot and cute in a hippy sort of way on her 'gram account...scroll through HERE!!! It is the woman that Susie Byrd wishes she could be...Latina, cute, fit, healthy...but because of bad company, genetics and booze she will never be. 

What else?

That's all I got for now.

Love and kisses.