Beto for Senate....TEXAS Senate!?!?

Now that Beto has called it quits...what's a man to do?

He has expressed no interest in running for US Senate again.

But I cannot imagine him wanting to be a stay-home dad making burgers with English muffins when the kids get home from school.

Not that there is anything wrong with using an English muffin.  From time-to-time I will use the an Ezekiel English muffin for burgers because the English muffin does not disintegrate. 

But anyways.

You do not want to run another statewide campaign, especially after throwing out there some non-sense that you did not throw out there before, and you do not want to be annoyed by the wife and kids. 

So what's a kept-man to do to pass the time?

Run for State Senate. 

Unlike the other guy in the race, Cesar Blanco, who is a carpetbagger, Beto gives a shit about El Paso. 

Perhaps more importantly, between a Beto or a Cesar in the Texas Senate...who is more likely to get ignored? 

Cesar.

On the Texas Senate floor, every time Beto picks up the mic...ALL EYEZ ON ME.

Now, I know some of you are thinking "Oh, he would be just another Shapleigh."

But Shapleigh never had star power. 

Beto does.

And with it, Beto could probably do things no one else in the Texas Senate has done before. 

He just has to beat Cesar's ass. 

Which he could by merely announcing.

 

Comments

[Bayto, the name the maid gave him]

You watch Bayto move to New Mexico. He will be a carpetbagger there because he cant win in Texas. Father in Law lives there too. Bayto has really always thought of himself as a New Mexican. He went out to the desert there to eat the dirt. What a Messiah complex ! And the asshole doesn't believe in God. Remember Steven King's the "Dead Zone" ? Bayto reminds me of Martin Sheen(nutcase who becomes Prez) in that movie "the missiles are flying hallelujah" ! Of course, we wont have a Christopher Walken" to save us from this Nutcase.

[Golfer24]

Robert will run for mayor of El Paso,Tejas. His platform will include declaring El Paso,Tejas part of Mexico. After he wins, he will change his marijuana smoke filled mind, and declare Juarez part of Tejas. All citizens of this “joint” community will speak only Spanish.

[Thomas]

Robert could always be Hillary's running mate in 2020! Think about it they are both DemComs! Robert as you said has the DemCom star power with left wing media. So what could possibly go wrong for Robert in such a scenario?