Now that Beto has called it quits...what's a man to do?
He has expressed no interest in running for US Senate again.
But I cannot imagine him wanting to be a stay-home dad making burgers with English muffins when the kids get home from school.
Not that there is anything wrong with using an English muffin. From time-to-time I will use the an Ezekiel English muffin for burgers because the English muffin does not disintegrate.
But anyways.
You do not want to run another statewide campaign, especially after throwing out there some non-sense that you did not throw out there before, and you do not want to be annoyed by the wife and kids.
So what's a kept-man to do to pass the time?
Run for State Senate.
Unlike the other guy in the race, Cesar Blanco, who is a carpetbagger, Beto gives a shit about El Paso.
Perhaps more importantly, between a Beto or a Cesar in the Texas Senate...who is more likely to get ignored?
Cesar.
On the Texas Senate floor, every time Beto picks up the mic...ALL EYEZ ON ME.
Now, I know some of you are thinking "Oh, he would be just another Shapleigh."
But Shapleigh never had star power.
Beto does.
And with it, Beto could probably do things no one else in the Texas Senate has done before.
He just has to beat Cesar's ass.
Which he could by merely announcing.