Your Democratic County Party Chair, Iliana Holguin, wants to make hay out of the fact there are no women on Commissioners Court.
Could Vince Perez counter by identifying as transgendered?
Sure, but it is unnecessary and would be offensive.
Not that I have problem with the offensiveness of it.
So what's Vince to do?
Well, just tell the truth.
"Chairwoman, with all due respect, you are incorrect. There is a woman on the Commissioners Court and her name is David Stout."
"What?!?!? He's overweight and hairy!!!"
"Madam Chair, some would call that perimenopausal. Now, if we may I would like to stick to the issues."