When we are not getting our panties soaked watching Roberto Francisco O'Rourke slice off-cuts of meat against the grain, we are wondering when he will resurrect himself from failed senate candidate to the next Dear Leader.
Speaking of off-cuts of meat, ever gone to a cook-out and there are fajitas, but then you are just spending hours upon hours munching on those fajitas...all because somebody did not slice against the grain.
But anyways.
So why isn't Francisco in Iowa already? Given how small the state is, he could probably visit every county twice by Valentine's day.
"Hurry up, Francis we ain't got all day!"
If there is one notable difference between Francisco's senate race and a potential presidential, it is other Democrats.
Francisco would have to go on a debate stage face-off with other Democrats.
He would have to face-off with folks with stronger party credentials and policy background than him.
His happy-go-lucky schtick that almost worked in Texas probably will not work in a crowded Democratic primary... especially if you are considered the frontrunner.
For the first time in a political race, he would be the punching bag.
And on other side of that same coin, he would have to punch back, but it would not be an unlikeable Ted Cruz or Silvestre Reyes that he would have to punch back this time.