Beto O'Rourke passed gas in his truck shortly after scarfing down a Whataburger breakfast taquito.
And although the fart nearly blew-off what little ass cheeks he has, he remained steadfast in his commitment to make sure that both his right and left ass cheek remain united by the common bond that is his torso.
Beto also asked supporters to donate 5 bucks in order to buy a new pair of chinos, which resulted in a $1 million cash haul.
That fart is the most substantive thing that has come out of one of Beto's orifices in many years. I'm actually surprised to find out that Beto even has time to eat since he seems too busy receiving fellatio from the Hollywood TV entertainment community. I'm willing to bet that listening to Beto pass gas is more appeasing to the ear than listening to Willie Nelson perform that pep rally song. Now that was some serious P U. I didn't pay anything to listen to that "song" but I still want my money back!
Posted by: The Raging Chihuahua | 10/04/2018 at 06:50
By the way....Past President Obama did NOT endorse Beto.
Posted by: Rico Suave | 10/05/2018 at 11:20
Obama didn't endorse him because he knows it would hurt him in Texas. Someone needs to get Beto to answer the question about Brett. I bet he would have voted "NO" ! What a Cocksucker.
Posted by: a thot | 10/05/2018 at 14:13
I'm voting for Cruz.
Posted by: lowervalleyvoter | 10/09/2018 at 10:21
I am voting for Cruz too.
Posted by: Who Cares | 10/10/2018 at 11:12