Who's the Candidate Representing Evil in El Paso Mayor's Race?

So who is Evil's candidate in the race for El Paso mayor?

Dee. Margo. 

How do I know? 

Cos' I am evil like Margo.

Evil never looked so good.

 

So what make us evil?

I'm white, Dee is white.

I'm male, Dee is male.

Dee played ball in college, I played with my balls in college.

I'm good-looking, Dee used to be good-looking.

I can go on. 

But ultimately that is the knock against Dee Margo...he is a white male.

There is no real scandal with him.

Hold up.  There MIGHT be one.

Ah, yes, Dee, also much like myself, is an asshole.  Which can be a liability if you are looking for votes. 

That may explain the appeal of Saucedo.

But Saucedo is also an asshole, just not as well-known as Margo. 

Does that make Saucedo the "lesser evil"?  

Maybe.

But if they are both evil, you probably would rather take your chances with the devil you know.  

 

Comments

[D2V]

I doubt seriously that Margo ever had his American Express card revoked.

[Dr. Doogie]

Oh and talk about silver spoon. David was handed the family business and he still manages to screw it up by not paying bills.

[Beto Moore]

You ain't white.