I heard a rumor that there is a picture of Martin Paredes with the fist of a local area contractor known for building shitty stucco homes up his bunghole.
And by "local area" I mean El Paso, not Florida.
Somebody said they saw it, and they showed me the picture.
But I lost the picture and I cannot show it to you now.
You just have to believe me even though I contradicted myself by intially saying there was a rumor of a picture of Martin Paredes with some white guy's fist up his nalga hole, but then said that I saw the picture.
There is also a picture of me making love to Sofia Vergara. But I lost it too.