Martin Paredes promised us tits, but instead gaves us toes.
Cortney Niland's toes to be precise.
So what's going on with Martin? It seems like he is starting to peddle smut for foot fetishists. Maybe some local area businessman called up Martin and said, "Martin, I need to get my rocks off tonight, put some toes up on your website."
But who amongst doesn't like us some toe action? Am I right? I mean if I had Salma Hayek I am gonna start on her toes and work my way up.
It's okay, Martin. You, I and the head coach of the Jets are in to feet and that's okay.
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Let's swtich gears.
Apparently, Martin wants me to go jail. I guess he wants me to hang with his friends.
But I digress.
In his delusional post about me, it was not what he said, but what he did not say that was rather interesting:
To be perfectly clear I unequivocally state that I have never been arrested. And to be even more clear not only did I enter the country legally I also hold an active conceal carry permit meaning that I have been subjected to at least two extensive Federal and State background checks. Obviously I passed them both.
He says he entered the country legally.
BUT what he did not say whether or not he is still here legally.
As far as him holding a conceal carry permit, well we know what happens when delusional Mexicans in Florida walk around with guns...it's the kids that get hurt.
"Max, you did not just say that!?!?"
Yes, I did.
Good morning to ya!