Max Powers

Let's Talk Some Obamacare

Max does not have health insurance.  Max is young, strong and handsome.  Max does not feel like giving his money away to David K's employer.  

Now I know some people have called Obamacare "socialist".   But if anything, it is more fascist. Even Uncle Karl Marx would look at Obama and ask, "How exactly are you carrying on my legacy? Socialism is not an open-source program like Linux."    Why do you think liberal Democrats are having a hard-time loving Obamacare?    It does not have to do with a website.

When you are having to pick from several private plans, you see how Obamacare's genesis came from bowels of the Heritage Foundation.   Max has to pay some private company money to provide something Max does not want.  I guess I only have to pay if I want to keep my tax refund, but it is not like I get money back from the federales.  So I guess I don't have to get it then?

Yes, Obamacare does suck for those folks with high deductibles.  But the reason those folks had high deductible plans is because they placed a bet on themselves.  They never took into account that the House they were playing in would ever change its rules.   So the $5 blackjack table went up to $20.  But since I was not playing blackjack all those years, no skin off my back.

Now give it to rich people, they are always a step-ahead.  Rich folks do not need insurance, which doctors have always known, but they have not taken quite advantage of.  When the rich folks go see attorneys or accountants they usually have them on a retainer.  Slowly, but surely, some doctors are taking the same approach.   Doctors get more cash upfront, and reduce their overhead by a lot.

Ultimately though the best health insurance that can be provided to you is the one you provide yourself...namely DO NOT TREAT YOUR BODY LIKE A DUMPSTER.  You would be amazed how many health problems can be avoided by avoiding Dunkin' Donuts every morning.

 

 

 

 

Martin Paredes, Foot Guy in Denial?

Martin Paredes promised us tits, but instead gaves us toes.

Cortney Niland's toes to be precise. 

So what's going on with Martin?  It seems like he is starting to peddle smut for foot fetishists. Maybe some local area businessman called up Martin and said, "Martin, I need to get my rocks off tonight, put some toes up on your website."

But who amongst doesn't like us some toe action?  Am I right?  I mean if I had Salma Hayek I am gonna start on her toes and work my way up. 

It's okay, Martin.  You, I and the head coach of the Jets are in to feet and that's okay. 

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Let's swtich gears.  

Apparently, Martin wants me to go jail.  I guess he wants me to hang with his friends.  

But I digress.  

In his delusional post about me, it was not what he said, but what he did not say that was rather interesting:

To be perfectly clear I unequivocally state that I have never been arrested. And to be even more clear not only did I enter the country legally I also hold an active conceal carry permit meaning that I have been subjected to at least two extensive Federal and State background checks. Obviously I passed them both.

He says he entered the country legally. 

BUT what he did not say whether or not he is still here legally.  

As far as him holding a conceal carry permit, well we know what happens when delusional Mexicans in Florida walk around with guns...it's the kids that get hurt.

"Max, you did not just say that!?!?"

Yes, I did.  

Good morning to ya!

 

Inside the mind of Robbie Billiard*

We here at Max Powers were able to tap into a mind of a local businessman and actually read his mind. 

The businessman?  A one Robbie Billiard.  

You may or may not know him, but him and his family run a construction business called Antarctic Abodes.  

So let's tune in:

"I am Robbie Phuckin' Billiard.  I don't get why I don't have a building named after me at Taco Tech or that Mexican School of Medicine off of Alameda. 

I'm rich too.  Yea, I might not go to Aspen like that p*ssy Paul Foster or go to Park City like Hunt, but Taos is better.  Taos is where smart people with money go.  

Yea, some people may not think I can afford Aspen.  Bullshit.  I just don't like throwing away my money.  

Speaking of money, who does Oscar Lesser think he is?  He thinks cos' he has more money than me that  I can't buy him.  Bullshit.  

I run this town.  I am going to show people who is boss. 

But I am not going to do it like how Foster and Hunt do it spending money on buildings and Governor races.  Only bitches do that. 

I am going to do this like I do with our construction business...on the cheap. 

How do we do that?  Use people of questionable immigration status as labor and pay them in Bud Light.  

But I need someone who knows more than how to put up sheetrock. 

So who is a person of questionable immigration status that can blog and can be paid off with bingo money and Geritol?

I know....Mario Phuckin' Puertas. 

Man, it's great to be me.  I am gonna call up Paul Foster's assistant ask her to ask Paul 'U mad, bro?"

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Any similarities to a real person is merely coincendental.  

Emma Acosta Now Only 2nd Worst On EP Council

Right when you thought it could not get any worse than Emma "Joyce, where can a girl drop a deuce around here?" Acosta, or worse than Emma "Joyce, the nipples on my aging tits are hard, I need a blankie!" Acosta....well it does.

So who is worse than Emma? 

Well, it is not Eddie Holguin and Carl Robinson.  Yes, they are morons, but they can be forgiven for that.  And seriously what should we expect from the Lower Valley and the Northeast?

No folks, it is our dear friend, Lily Limon. 

David K has been covering Lily's antics with Cortney Niland.  But that should be expected.  We have seen before what happens when aging fat Latina women feel insecure, e.g. Norma Chavez. 

What's not expected is the level of entitlement from Lily.  Norma Chavez hustled lobbyists for an ice sculpture, but even Norma Chavez probably is nowhere as egotistical as Lily...and that's saying something.

So what did Lily do? 

Check it:

 

Cos' the Kennedys could also use more help around the house?

 

That's right. 

God only knows what the hell was going on in that fathead of Lily's to think she can call up a Kennedy.

What was Lily going to ask Maria Shriver? 

"I was going to be in Hyannis Port on holiday.  My husband and his buddies from New Haven have some sailing thing, but thought I would go hang with the girls while I was there...tee hee!"

I am sure the last thing Maria Shriver wants to do is speak and see another overweight fat Mexican woman beaten with an ugly stick.   After all, it was a overweight fat Mexican woman beaten with an ugly stick that got her ex-husband's rocks off.  I am sorry.  Correction, that lady was from Central America, but same difference. 

So when Lily's is not pleasuring herself in front of her computer at fake pictures of Steve Ortega fondling Veronica Escobar, Lily is calling up (or trying to) the Kennedys.  

Tania, come back!  Hold me!!!!

Martin Paredes Picture

I heard a rumor that there is a picture of Martin Paredes with the fist of a local area contractor known for building shitty stucco homes up his bunghole. 

And by "local area" I mean El Paso, not Florida. 

Somebody said they saw it, and they showed me the picture.  

But I lost the picture and I cannot show it to you now.

You just have to believe me even though I contradicted myself by intially saying there was a rumor of a picture of Martin Paredes with some white guy's fist up his nalga hole, but then said that I saw the picture. 

There is also a picture of me making love to Sofia Vergara.   But I lost it too.  

 

Mary Gonzalez Confuses Veterans

Go figure, our sexually most confused member of the El Paso Delegation, Mary Gonzalez, confuses El Paso veterans.

Or worse...lied to them. 

Now, Mary Gonzalez professes to be an educator, and she either has a PhD or is a PhD candidate. Either way, the point is that Mary should be able to educate voters, or that is at least what she wants us to think.

But Mary's education skills, or lack there of, were on display recently.

The issue at hand was Proposition 4, a proposed constitutional amendment that will be decided by voters.

What is Proposition 4?  

Per the Texas Secretary of State's office, Proposition 4 is:

 “The constitutional amendment authorizing the legislature to provide for an exemption from ad valorem taxation of part of the market value of the residence homestead of a partially disabled veteran or the surviving spouse of a partially disabled veteran if the residence homestead was donated to the disabled veteran by a charitable organization." (Emphasis added)

Pretty straight-forward, right? 

It seems like a good amendment that helps out some partially disabled veterans. 

Therein lies the problem though.  

Mary Gonzalez has been telling voters that this proposition would apply to ALL partially disabled veterans.  You can imagine the excitement of veterans upon hearing that. As it turns out though many of those partially disabled veterans have NOT had a residence donated to them.  So they would not benefit from it.  

Now those veterans feel misled.  Can you blame them?

So why did Mary Gonzalez confuse or misled voters?

It could be because Mary Gonzalez is lazy.  Mary loves attention.  For her, substance is secondary.  All she saw with this proposition was an opportunity to pander to veterans.  But instead of endearing herself to them, she quite frankly disrespected them.  

It could also be because Mary Gonzalez is stupid.  It is quite possible Mary did not know what she was talking about even after she studied it.  But if Mary was really confused by this proposition, she could have asked the real queer in the El Paso Delegation, Naomi Gonzalez, about the proposition. This proposition went before a committee that Naomi sits on.  Of course, we all know Roger Garza won't let that happen.  

If Mary can't get something as easy as this right....

...well, let's just all hope Mary can go back to confusing her "girlfriend" instead of her constituents.