Today Tomorrow (viernes) is Marisa Marquez's birthday.
There ain't nobody more deserving of a spanking in this town than Marquez.
Only one is tappable sober.
29 spankings.
Granted, she is kinda of a liberal, but whatever. But she don't get in drunken wrecks. She finished her college degree without asking anybody to pick up the tab. She has inspired fat people like Norma Chavez to lose weight. She didn't carpet bag or munch her way to office. And she didn't run on a relative's name.
We finally have someone in office that we can respect and beat our meat to. But for some jerkoffs that ain't good enough. Well, they can go have intercourse with themselves.
So from all the folks at Max, "Happy birthday, Marisa!"