On behalf of El Paso, Max gives thanks...wait, what?...Who authorized me to give thanks on behalf of El Paso?...Emma of course...anywho...as I was saying:
- The 1% Percent Rich White Republicans: If it were not for Paul Foster and Woody Hunt, El Paso would just be an oversized Fort Stockton.
- The Federal Bureau of Investigation: This is one federal bureaucracy that we all can agree on. Please keep up the great work of getting rid of elected officials that the electorate themselves chose not to get rid of.
- Super PACs: Thank you super PACs for leveling the playing field between challengers and heavily entrenched incumbents.
- Cappetto's closure: Thank you for closing. Thousands of toilets across El Paso are grateful (Y'all don't get mad. Olive Garden is superior in every way to Capetto's).
- The 1% Percent Rich White Republicans: If it were not for Paul Foster and Woody Hunt, El Paso would just be an oversized Fort Stockton.
- The Federal Bureau of Investigation: This is one federal bureaucracy that we all can agree on. Please keep up the great work of getting rid of elected officials that the electorate themselves chose not to get rid of.
- Super PACs: Thank you super PACs for leveling the playing field between challengers and heavily entrenched incumbents.
- Cappetto's closure: Thank you for closing. Thousands of toilets across El Paso are grateful (Y'all don't get mad. Olive Garden is superior in every way to Capetto's).