I know I have said plenty of shit about Commissioner Vince Perez.
But I mean it when I say I feel bad for Vince.
County Judge Veronica "I-forgot-to-color-my-hair-to-hide-my-grays" Escobar dropped Perez for the lanky mummified low-energy gringo that is former Mayor John Cook.
Why Escobar would phuck over the young and upcoming Latino for an old gringo is beyond me.
But then Escobar does have a habit of phucking a lot people over in El Paso...which is probably why she has not already announced her campaign for Congress.
Because of Escobar, now Perez is stuck.
That is unless he decides to run for Congress.
And why not?
Unlike Escobar, Perez does know his way around D.C.
Unlike Escobar, Perez tried to hold then-UMC CEO Jim Valenti accountable.
And unlike Escobar, Perez never blamed El Paso's problems on lithium.