Apparently, your next U.S. Senator, Beto O'Rourke, is unafraid to say "shit" from time-to-time.
Which is A-Okay by me.
Which got me thinking about other curse words like "bitch".
It hit me.
I know how O'Rourke can beat soon-to-be-ex-Senator Ted Cruz.
O'Rourke cannot run on policy, or run against Trump* or on being a "Good Democrat" cos' that would be gay.
And when I say "gay" I do not mean it in the cool man-on-man sense of the word. I just mean it in the sense of how Congressman Tattoo...err...Joaquin Castro would run his race against Cruz and lose.
So how does O'Rourke kick Cruz's ass?
It is simple.
O'Rourke could say something like this:
"Folks, let's face it. Donald Trump turned Ted Cruz into a little bitch during the presidential primary. And Texans cannot afford to have somehow who acts like a little bitch representing them in the U.S. Senate. And while some may say the term "bitch" is sexist let me remind you I got nothing but love for my all would-be hoes from the 903 to the 915."
Or something along those lines.
In other words, O'Rourke needs to trump Cruz.
Sure, Cruz will respond, but it will be something like:
"Have you no shame, sir!?!"
And O'Rourke counters:
"There you go again, Ted. Acting like a lil' bitch."
Cruz is already in the red with comes to the good-looks department with O'Rourke.
O'Rourke just now needs to show the Cruz is in the black when it comes to the wuss department.
*100+ days in, and Trump is still doing a great job!