So who is Evil's candidate in the race for El Paso mayor?
How do I know?
Cos' I am evil like Margo.
So what make us evil?
I'm white, Dee is white.
I'm male, Dee is male.
Dee played ball in college, I played with my balls in college.
I'm good-looking, Dee used to be good-looking.
I can go on.
But ultimately that is the knock against Dee Margo...he is a white male.
There is no real scandal with him.
Hold up. There MIGHT be one.
Ah, yes, Dee, also much like myself, is an asshole. Which can be a liability if you are looking for votes.
That may explain the appeal of Saucedo.
But Saucedo is also an asshole, just not as well-known as Margo.
Does that make Saucedo the "lesser evil"?
But if they are both evil, you probably would rather take your chances with the devil you know.