Here at Max we were able to do something that Stephanie TownsenD has failed to do. We got a hold of an email from Steve Ortega's personal email account.
And guess what?
It's about baseball.
FROM: Beto O'Rourke (firstname.lastname@example.org)
TO: Steve Ortega (email@example.com)
SUBJECT: BASEBALL! BASEBALL! BASEBALL! DAVID K!!!
DATE: Saturday, March 16, 2013 12:01:00AM
Dude, I wish you could have been here. Me and some other guys on the Hill have a baseball team. It's a weekend thing, you know. Our team is called the "Young and the Beautiful". You would not believe who we played against a little while ago. We played against David K's team, "Aryan Death March". They have been on a blitzkreig lately, but tonight they were no match for us. Being tall and beautiful, I make for a great pitcher. I show command on the mound...that's what my wife says too!...Brown chicken, brown cow!!
I KKK'ed 10 of those Teuton sons of bitches...but then David K come up to bat. You know David K? His parents have an engineering firm that does from time-to-time engineering work for the city. Who I am kidding? Of course you do, I am just on a high right now...a baseball high.
Anyways, I saw David K come up to the plate, and I said, "The dance party is over, Dieter." Then he got all weird and said something like, "Ich bin ein ubermensch".
But that Kraut had nothing on the Irish heat. I threw a sinker, then a curve, and then I Berlin bunkered his ass with a knunkleball.
The Young and Beautiful felt even more young and beautiful after kickin' those Germanic assholes' asses as we rode home on our bikes.
I just wished when I was back on City Council we could have organized league play between Council and Commissioners Court and the Delegation.
Yea. Playing baseball in El Paso.