Well, apparently Norma Chavez is losing weight.
She is on a tween like tear posting mugshots...err..selfies of her weight loss on facebook.
I say "apparently" for a reason.
Because when Subway wants to show us how much weight Jared lost by eating its shit sandwiches, Subway only give us mugshots.
So Norma is apparently losing weight.
How is she doing this?
That's right. Herbalife.
Look weight loss is great. And everyone has their way of doing it.
Some people Crossfit.
Some people Jenny Craig.
Some people find a happy balance between diet and exercise.
And some people just like to party and do cocaine.
But I digress.
What makes this interesting is how Norma is going to run her campaign.
Looking for beer and tacos at Norma's pachanga? No, you're gonna have to go to Chente's for that.
Looking to be sold powdery substances that are not called cocaine and angel dust full of false promise and hope? Well, pull up a chair and let me tell you how you too can get rich like me...first though you gotta give me your money.
One can only guess Norma is going to use Herbalife marketing efforts to lower her campaign costs. I would not be surprised to see some kind of cross-promotion so that way Norma can skirt ethics rules by saying that she is not campaigning, but instead she is marketing, which is a business, and not a campaign, expenditure.
But hey if Norma can drop some pounds and help fatties like Hector Montes or Lily Limon drop some weight which helps our roads and helps Southwest use less jet fuel, then we all stand to benefit.