Remember when? Remember when we first met? And I dropped that line that swept you of your feet?
"Hey lady, do you work at UPS? I could have sworn you were checkin' out my package."
Oh, the moments we had immediately thereafter.
Baskin-Robbins sells 31 flavors, but I always make sure I get two scoops of you on Sundae!!!
But now, I do not see you as often anymore. You're always traveling. It's been sooooo long since I last saw you, and now you got me asking....
Bravo...
Posted by: Que? | 02/14/2013 at 08:22
Dear Max,
I'm sorry, but unlike Rep. Gonzalez, I'm truly not into the "packages" you speak of.
Hey Melina Castro - s'up?
Posted by: Rep. Gonzalez | 02/14/2013 at 10:27
Quit playing that game with me. I know what you and I both have together.
Posted by: Max Powers | 02/14/2013 at 11:58
Max,
The only thing we could have "together" is a girlfriend. You see, I'm not a pan.
Melina, seriously - hit a gurl up! You might like it.
Posted by: Rep. Gonzalez | 02/14/2013 at 12:33
Just so that there is no confusion to all my readers...all 12 of you...the "Rep. Gonzalez" commenting is not Rep. Gonzalez. Unless, Rep. Gonzalez is in Alexandria, Virginia right now.
Posted by: Max Powers | 02/14/2013 at 12:40
Max,
Just because I had to alert you to my non-pan status, doesn't mean you have to move me to DC.
Melina - call me, maybe?
Posted by: Rep. Gonzalez | 02/14/2013 at 14:46
"Rep. Gonzalez",
I am only doing it for your own good....actually for mine, you just have to benefit. It's like Lenin said...you find the person that benefits...
Posted by: Max Powers | 02/14/2013 at 14:53
Is that one or two Lebowski references in two days? Bravo indeed.
Posted by: David K | 02/14/2013 at 18:22
Just wait for the "Burn After Reading" references.
Posted by: Max Powers | 02/14/2013 at 20:34
I dont wanna burst you bubble dude, but she plays on a different team.
Posted by: Sergio | 02/15/2013 at 11:35
So I am told, but I got the magic stick...I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice...
Posted by: Max Powers | 02/15/2013 at 11:43
Get some duracells then cause otherwise there might be some complaints.
Posted by: Sergio | 02/15/2013 at 12:15
Sheeeeeeeeeeit. They call me the Engerizer Bunny*.
*They really don't. Truth be told I am more like a Minuteman. I am selfish.
Posted by: Max Powers | 02/15/2013 at 16:04
Thats pretty funny dude, not to sound like a total kiss ass but I do enjoy your blog, its the only thing that keeps me going. In my pathetic OTII existence. Thankfully I found LRH to keep me in touch with my thetan self.
Posted by: Sergio | 02/15/2013 at 19:03
I once saw Naomi and King Richard the III OUT campaigning together. Not that there is anything wrong with it.
Posted by: Sergio | 02/15/2013 at 19:25