Who needs Norma Chavez when you have Mary Gonzalez?
Our pansexual jointly-"authored" an oped piece with another legislator to talk about "Latinas" and reproductive health.
Our pansexual had this to say:
Latinas have the highest teen pregnancy rate in the country. When it comes to diseases like cervical cancer, Latinas also have the highest incidence among all racial and ethnic groups, as well as the second highest mortality rate in the nation. Many strains of HPV cause cervical cancer, which can easily be treated if caught early. However, with rapid closures of Texas family planning clinics during the past several years, we’ve seen a rise in sexually transmitted diseases as well — another negative impact on our community.
It is just amazing that our pansexual is worried about the rise of sexually transmitted diseases. I cannot imagine opening up your dating pool to every single bipedal organism helps your cause of trying to prevent the spread of gonorrhea.
And I am sorry, but this nonsense of Latinas and pregnancy...it is called CONDOMS. We do not need to appropriate state funds to buy cholos and other segments of the Hispanic community condoms. Homeboy who spends money tricking out his Schwinn and Grand National, and El Recien Llegado who drops way too much money on his botas picudas, I can assure you that they can afford a box of Trojans. Even their viejas who spend way too money on excessive eyeliner and lipstick can also afford a box of Trojans.
Look, I am pro-sex kind of guy, whether with a lady or just by myself. And I believe you should be able to do whatever you want with your body, whether it involves ping pongs, a drag queen or whips (not gerbils though...I am opposed to animal cruelty). But do not ask the state to subsidize your sex life. At that point, your business will become OUR business.