This is a fake list.
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It's that time again. When all of the swarthy papists have to give something up for 40 days. Well, lucky for you guys, Max was able to find out what some notable El Pasoans are giving up for Lent.
Jaime Abeytia: Working at the County.
Marisa Marquez: The bar at the W Austin.
Beto O'Rourke: Busting sweet tricks on his Mongoose.
Naomi Gonzalez: Me.
Norma Chavez: Men. Wait a sec. Men have given up on her for the past 40 years.
Hector H. Lopez: His dayjob.
Mary Gonzalez: All jobs.
Fernando Chacon: Law.
Paul Foster: El Paso.
Veronica Escobar: Eh. Nobody cares what Veronica does.
Diana Natalicio: Building another building.
Susie Byrd: Efforts to remain relevant.
Art Fierro: Feeding indicted felons.
Joe Moody: Cake.
It's sad that you have to make sure people in El Paso know that it's "a face list." Our audience needs work.
Posted by: David K | 02/13/2013 at 14:59
It does suck. It really takes away from the post. But next time, phuck it. I got a rash, man.
No one says the "Fake" Santa Claus. Or the "Fake" Easter Bunny.
So why should I?
Posted by: Max Powers | 02/13/2013 at 15:32