My ex-fake girlfriend, Zahira Torres, apparently is stuck in a time-warp.
She wrote a story from November 2012 in January 2013.
This story either shows Zahira's bosses are only interested in the lowest common denominator, or that Zahira herself cannot think beyond the lowest common denominator.
With all that is going on in Austin, Zahira or her bosses said, "Fcuk that! All that legislative stuff is too complicated for us. Maybe if Brandi Grissom or Gary Scharrer were our reporters still we could cover that stuff, but let's face it, we are not that bright."
If you want lowest common denominator, that is what Max Powers is for.