According the to the El Paso Times, we might be getting 6 inches of snow on Thursday: Haz Clic Aqui.
This possible event has local activistas like that Anchondo-Rivera chick that Norma kinda likes, but kinda hates, that one guy with a useless PhD, I think he's name is Villanova, and other young and upcoming Latino chavunists, including myself, to ask, "Is God and/or science racist for making snow the color of the oppressor?"
Why is it that caca is brown, but snow is white? Why can it not be the other way around? It's sad day when not only our weather is racist, but so is our bowel movement.
We need to begin the dialoguing and meeting of the community - not Hunt, Foster or the VeroniCUNtS - about our heritage and making winter precipitation more reflective of the community it falls in. And about making our caca more reflective of our oppressors.
Fortunately, we have someone from the otherside who understands us - Stephanie Townsend Allala. She may be snow on the outside, but she is caca in the inside. With her we can develop stragetic strageties to develop new community-engaged and ways of reversing these racist and disturbing trends.
We will be issuing a Call to Action and Open Records Requesting God and Science to find out about this racist colored plot.
The meeting is tonight at the 3-Legged Monkey. I will be wearing my balaclava.
Today we say, "No mas pale snow, no more cafe caca!!!"