I was down at the County Courthouse trying to get pansexual married with my lesbian tomboy girlfriend from Juarez who thinks she is a gay male homosexual, when all I could do was think about our eskimo...County Judge Veronica Escobar.
Yea, I think she can be a bit self-righteous. She can also be wrong at times. It is rather rich for her to give herself a pay raise and yet complain about Austin short-changing the County. But then again, I should not be too upset or surprised by such moves or positions, she is after all a Democrat.
With that said, she is not Anthony Cobos, which for this town says a lot. She has also managed to hold her own while having to deal with a drug dealer, and a drunk on Commissioners Court. Now she has to deal with Opie on Commissioners Court, but that's for another day.
The County certainly has come a long way. Sure, a lot of that has to do with the FBI cleaning house, but I gotta give some props to Escobar.
Stuff like purchasing is boring as hell, and it takes someone like an Escobar, who is just as boring, to clean-up a purchasing department.
More importantly, since Escobar, it is great to know if you have to take a dump at the County Courthouse and somebody's foot from the other stall taps yours, it's not to hand you an envelope of cash...(more than likely it's a drunk looking for love).
So my Eskimo princess, what say you? Fro-yo?