White Man, and all-round Oppressor, David KKK, wrote an epic poem dedicated to the online life of Jaime Abeytia: Haz Clic Aqui. It was like Brokeback Mountain, only with a twist.
After showering him with praise and giving him the equivalent of online road cabeza, David KKK, insults the Brown Man by calling him "Donny" in his last stanza.
"Donny"?
Yes, "Donny" as in Theodore Donald Kerabatsos from "The Big Lebowski".
David KKK went from calling Jaime "The Man Most In The Know" to "Clueless". Don't get me wrong, I kinda agree with the latter, but we should expect consistency from our White Overlord of the Potomac.
Not my intention, but an incredible catch. That is my favorite movie. Jaime really tied the blogosphere together.
Make up an email send me a note sometime. I have some suggestions for your blog
Posted by: David K | 01/03/2013 at 17:48
Of course Lion Blubber had time to cover every single political event in town. People who don't have real jobs have time for that. It may require you to live in your squeeze's mom's mobile home-- until she gets fed up with you and finds more satisfying chorizo-- and your child support to go into arrears, but at least it's for the community's common political good, right? Oh, btw, David KKK, according to the proof in 10 names Allala ( thank goodness for equal opportunity non chauvinist sensitive males like DKKK for that awesome name) it was actually that other woman whose career you cheer, Emma Acosta, who triggered the ballpark negotiations and saved the taxpayers. Cortney, the UT Econ major ( oh wow, Norma's alma mater) was too busy shaking her bulging jowls about the crazies and Eddie Holguin and Susie Byrd with Your cumadre Joyce. Now who you gonna believe, city high school council e-mails or DKKK, who had to apologize for lying or continue to face the plaintiff's attorney?
Posted by: Go Marisa | 01/04/2013 at 02:38
Go Marisa,
why not leave this comment on my blog? Poor Max has to read your bullshit aimed at me on his blog and that's not cool.
and since we are on the topic - Emma triggered nothing because if she had then she would have voted for the ballpark. Why would the person who triggered the negotiations vote against their own re-negotiated terms? They wouldn't - and she didn't because was balking at the entire deal. Niland is the one who stepped in and fixed the deal - it's common knowledge and her speech on the whole thing proves it. Do you not think for a moment that Emma would be having a statue made in her likeness had she actually accomplished something?
Make fun of Cortney all you want, just realize that she's decision maker and you're too chicken to use your name on a blog to share your idiotic views.
Posted by: David K | 01/04/2013 at 07:08
I don't mind. It's like running an old time saloon and seeing customers fight. So long as everyone is buying drinks and it does not get too out-of-hand...
Posted by: Max Powers | 01/04/2013 at 08:40
If Jaime is the rug that ties the blogosphere together, then I am Jackie Treehorn.
Posted by: Max Powers | 01/04/2013 at 08:42
Why post the comment on your virtual drivel receptacle. Everyone knows Oedipus had thin skin-- in addition to his inability to be out in the sun without his epidermis peeling. Case in point, you responded Einstein. Predictable as is your beholden duty to kiss Cortney's fat ass.
Posted by: Go Marisa | 01/04/2013 at 15:08
go marisa,
you read my drivel receptacle - what does that say about you? exactly. no climb back into your hole where the cowards stay during the day.
Posted by: David K | 01/05/2013 at 07:51
But this isn't about me momma troll boy. It's about you, virtual tough boy. Like a good monkey, you perform on cue. Now go cry to your 5 devoted followers (momma troll, daddy troll, and other aryan nations nutjobs):Go Marissa was mean to me behind my back. Wahhhhhh...
"I am David Karlsruher. Some time ago, I wrote a blog about Stuart L. Leeds wherein I made statements regarding him which were inaccurate and which I should not have made. I publicaly (sic) apologize to Stuart L. Leeds for having done so.”
Posted by: Go Marisa | 01/05/2013 at 11:41
Come on, you two Virginians. It's sabado!!! Sabado means "Sabado Gigante"!!!
Posted by: Max Powers | 01/05/2013 at 11:54
Go Marisa,
Max just outed you. Funny how you play to my side when I'm attacking someone you don't like. You are officially crazy.
Nobody plays on the internet anonymously -
Posted by: David K | 01/07/2013 at 12:14
"I am David Karlsruher. Some time ago, I wrote a blog about Stuart L. Leeds wherein I made statements regarding him which were inaccurate and which I should not have made. I publicaly (sic) apologize to Stuart L. Leeds for having done so.”
I'm the crazy one. Persecution complex Oedipus?
Posted by: Go Marisa | 01/07/2013 at 21:37
Go Marisa,
I'm glad you have identified the problem. However, don't call yourself "crazy" because it's rough on your self-esteem. Lurking on the internet and pretending to be many different people is just symptom of a bigger problem. I hope you get it fixed.
Posted by: David K | 01/08/2013 at 12:37
Damnit Norma!!! Your trash talking girlfriend from up east just got essspooosED!!! She's pretty bold on your FB page when it comes to trash talkin...I wonder ... I really really wonder who your little buddy up east is pandering David K about...cause his primary target is your ass!! Ouch!! Looks like your pal may in fact be your enemy. Or Frenemy con cafecito y pan dulce in your world. I agree with Max. Roscas and Pan Dulce do suck. I've never understood pan dulce either Max. That was spot on...it's like...ya we live here and everyone says its the best...but it doesn't taste all that good. Very dense pastries. All that flour must be expensive without the yeastie beasties...wouldn't adding yeast precipitate less flower and less cost to the maker of said pan dulce? I'd venture to say that pan dulcerias would make a lot more money if they just started using yeast. It would cut the flour bill in half. Or more! Manteca should never be substituted for salted butter. Period! Thats the problem with pan dulce....oh and maybe some yeast or baking powder would help.. Whatever...the French perfected pastries with butter...salted butter and lots of it. That is all. Now, Norma...uhhh it appears you have a "frenemy" ... So how you gonna deal with that lady. Can't wait to see this fall out.
Posted by: Damnit Norma | 01/08/2013 at 19:40