When it is not Norma Chavez and Mary Gonzalez that are the gifts that keep on giving, it is the El Paso Times.
This morning the Times wasted ink on a story regarding El Paso's reaction to the Lance Armstrong doping scandal.
I loved this gem more than Veronica Escobar loves her lunch Cosmo from G2: But aside from discussing Armstrong's lengthy fall from grace, the scandal is unlikely to have much of an effect locally, Lujan said (emphasis added)
No. Caca. Sherlock.
It's painfully obvious in this town that the only people who ride bikes are the Spandex Nazis and Beto O'Rourke. I wish the scandal had more of an effect on this town only because that would mean that there are less fat asses here.
Have you guys seen Michael Apodaca and Joe Moody? These are young men. But they have the bodies of 40-year old men.
Maybe we do need for El Pasoans to start taking performance enhancing drugs. Anything that helps folks lose a few pounds means less time at UMC, which means less money the County has to spend on these tubs of goo.