...and no, I am not talking about the kind of Bush Mary Gonzalez pretends to eat.
No, folks, I am talking about George W. Bush, the greatest president in the history of the world.
Somewhere in Dallas, Dubya is laughing his ass off.
When Dubya first proposed invading Iraq the "international community" got pissed. By "international community", I mean France. And France had a laundry list of reasons and objections against the invasion of Iraq. Which looking back now, we know those reasons and objections were dishonest. Although some right-wingers would claim that they knew this all along.
Fast foward to the present, France is engaged in military operations in a Muslim country (Mali). It has been less than two years when France engaged in military operations in another Muslim country (Libya). In both instances, the French were and are acting like the American cowboy they hate and started shit on their own terms. Hell, at least Bush had the courtesy of going to the UN. The French? Nah. Yet, we think Bush is an asshole, and the French our friends.
Don't get me wrong. I am pulling for Le Blue and hope they kick Islamic extremist ass.
But let's not beat up on Bush for being a "cowboy". Compared to the French, Bush was acting downright...well...French.